It ain't easy taking care of giant GM geese in a post-apocalyptic world millenia in the future. Ain't easy at all.
This one is dedicated to
As a young man I was well known for a life lived fast and loose
Slept with a war chief's daughter underneath the spreading spruce
Swapped out the Sleeping Deva with a sleeping mama moose (moose moose!)
That's why I live with a goose.
Oh a honka-dilly honka-dilly hoo!
Cleaning goose-shit is all that I ever do!
How I wish that instead of me I could be you.
A honka-dilly honka-dilly hoo.
Oh, they chased me and they caught me, kicked me right in the caboose
And they said that I was destined to be hanging from a noose
But before I could escape or bribe or try some other ruse (ruse ruse!)
They sent me to live with the goose.
Now let me make my story clear, so I am not abstruse
That's why I'm sitting in the guano with my face chartreuse
For my current state I offer only this honest excuse (cuse cuse!)
Never wanted to be keeper of the goose.
(chorus) (minor key)